Kids are funny

Ok, I have to start remembering some of the funny things the boys say. So I'm going to write them here. I know some of you will enjoy them, some will think they're lame, and some of them are funny only to me because I live with them.

Jaden (while using some toy to "brush" his dog (Scooter)): "I am cutting my puppy!:
Me: "Are you cutting his hair?"
Jaden: "No! His fur! Now he is squeaky clean!....Oh! Look at his fur! It's still on there! Ok puppy, you are going to be still"

later running the toy on his head: "I cutting my fur!"

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Jackson coughs
Jaden: "Are you ok?"
Jackson:.............don't BOTHER me!

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Jaden (just getting to Great Clips): "Daddy is going first, I am going NEXT"
Jaden when Jared is done: "You did a GREAT job dad!"

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We went to Jared's office one night when he worked late. The boys haven't been there in a LONG time and didn't remember it at all. They were kindof scared when I was taking them in. When we got in...

Jaden: "That wasn't scary!"
Me: "No, it isn't. This is where dad works"
Jaden: "This not the grey one" (church)
Jared: "Hi guys!"
Jackson: "Hey dad! You live here!"

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a general prayer often goes like this....

"Dear Jesus, kankoo this day, kankoo we go outside, help us have good food, help us have good rest, help us (listing off a variety of things we either did or they wanted to do for the day) Amen!"

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My current favorite is the way Jackson says "Christmas" "Quimuss" or sometime "gremess" is the best way to describe it. Jaden says it pretty well

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If they ask me if the can do something I often say "yes you may!" So they will say "Mom! May I ....?" However, they will also say things like "Jaden! May you go get me that car?"

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They often like to call everyone names. They arene't being mean, they are just being silly and think it's hillarious. They will call you anything from a piece of toast to a house to a silly boy.

Jaden (to me): "you a pig! you're a dirty pig!"
Me: ya know, that's not really a nice thing to say (imagining him saying something like this to someone who is unaware of their silly game)
Jaden:............"you a CLEAN pig!"

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Jackson: "That will be an idea!"

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their word (well untill a couple weeks ago) for pancakes was "babycakes"

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Jaden: "Those shoes are too fancy!" (no idea where he heard the word fancy, this is why it's funny)

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Most of the time no matter who Jaden is referring to, man, woman, child, manequin, whoever he calls them "that man"

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Maybe I'll remember more of the most recent ones and post them. But I'm going to try to post them as they happen.